February 2012
160 posts
“I love animation because in the world of animation, you can be anything you...”
– CHRIS ROCK, introducing the Best Animated Film Oscar. (via inothernews)
Also, why are the Oscars still going? Three hours...
Apple, I gave you $30 for Lion, and for a week my...
Watchbritneyspearmintgum:
this will never not be funny
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So not only can I not post a fucking GIF that I...
TUMBLR Y U SUCK ASS SOMETIMES?
Anyway, check out the greatest block in Kansas basketball history.
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Jayhawks Über Alles.
I don’t even know how to function right now. Kansas comes back from a 19-point second half deficit to win (in overtime) the last regular season game against Missouri, taking a 172-95 record into the books along with an EIGHTH STRAIGHT CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIP. DEAR. LORD.
The beginnings of the American Revolution,...
BRITISH EMPIRE: All right, fine, your stupid embargo worked. We won’t levy any more taxes-
AMERICAN COLONIES: Huzzah! Time to get drunk!
BRITISH EMPIRE: Except on tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: What?
BRITISH EMPIRE: Get over it, it’s just tea. Seriously, where do you get this idea that you’re special and should never have to pay taxes? We hope that idea doesn’t go on to infect your political discourse centuries from now.
AMERICAN COLONIES: We’re not buying your stupid tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Are you being serious right now? What are you going to do, just stop drinking tea?
AMERICAN COLONIES: Yes. We’ll drink coffee.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do you even know what that is?
AMERICAN COLONIES: No, but we’ve heard it’s good and we’re feeling surly.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Fine, whatever, we don’t even care what you do anymore.
BRITISH EAST INDIA COMPANY: Actually, we are pretty much bankrupt, so you need to make them drink the tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Oh, for—just drink the tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: No.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: NO.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: Fuck you.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it or we’ll punch you in the face.
AMERICAN COLONIES: *Boston Tea Party*
BRITISH EMPIRE: What the hell?
AMERICAN COLONIES: We heard it was Indians.
BRITISH EMPIRE: That’s interesting, because we heard it was a bunch of colonists wearing paint and dressed in costumes that were remarkably similar to what a crowd of drunks who wanted to look like Indians would assemble if the only supplies they had were found in an alley behind a bar.
AMERICAN COLONIES: You get all types in Boston.
BRITISH EMPIRE: … *Coercive Acts*
AMERICAN COLONIES: Oh, it is ON.
Anonymous asked: Hahahaha forfeit? Check your facts buddy. Kansas is the ones who decided to no longer play. Some of the best rivalries in college sports are non-divisional rivalries. Typical pathetic KU fan. Go deliver a pizza.
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NIKE EURO 2012 AWAY KIT PREVIEW
wongwong:
France Away 2012-13
Holland Away 2012-13
Portugal Away 2012-13
Woman in Comedy: A really scary thing happened to...
gabydunn:
Part of me thinks it’s too soon to be writing about this because I don’t think I’ve completely processed how I feel, but I also think maybe this has happened to other women and I should talk about it in as raw a way as possible. I’m still really embarrassed and ashamed and garbled up inside, but maybe this can start a helpful discussion in terms of women and comedy.
Last night, I was...
The new Gaslight Anthem album will be called... →
Welp, that bag of Reese's peanut butter eggs is...
#notthebigones #notthetinyones #buttheinbetweensizeones #soeffinggood
Americans can be forced to decrypt their laptops →
ideasandopinions:
Judge Robert Blackburn ordered a Peyton, Colo., woman to decrypt the hard drive of a Toshiba laptop computer no later than February 21—or face the consequences including contempt of court.
What kind of bullshit is this? 5th Amendment, yea?
The issue is whether a passphrase is the tantamount to the key to a safe, or a combination lock. The 5th amendment covers the latter...
My Reaction to Community Returning on Different...
Facebook: Yay!
Twitter: Omg yes! Finally!
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